If your cucumber plants are as prolific as ours then you might be looking just for this: mustard pickled cucumbers, orĀ Senfgurken in German.
It will work best with pickling cucumbers, or Gewuerzgurken in German, in contrast to salad cucumbers. Them spiky ones, if you look out for them in the shops or in the market.
I take 5 large ones for 3 Kilner jars:
Peel and quarter the cucumbers lengthwise, remove the seeds. Trim to the inner height of the jars minus half an inch but keep the off-cuts. Toss with 75 g salt and leave in a bowl for 24 hours, then drain and dry with kitchen tissue or a clean tea towel.
Mix 500 ml white wine, fruit or cider vinegar with 300 ml water. Dissolve 200 g cane sugar, add a teaspoon of crushed mixed pepper corns, a few crushed allspice berries, a teaspoon of lightly crushed coriander seeds. A teaspoon of ground turmeric, 50 g slightly crushed yellow mustard seeds. Bring this to the boil.
Meanwhile, stack the cucumbers in the Kilner jars together with a sliced onion. Add a star anise, a cinnamon stick, a bay leaf or a few cloves if you are so inclined, then top up with the hot pickling liquor. Smaller off-cuts get the same treatment in a more chaotic order.
Seal the jar, sterilise at 80 C for 20 minutes, then let cool down and put away. Give it at least a week or two to fully mature, then enjoy the pickled cucumbers with cheese or cold meats.